You know you've been around cats too long with not enough human contact when yougo out at lunch and try to figure out how old somebody's itty bitty baby is and so you ask your friend discretely "at what age do babies open their eyes?".
Only to be laughed at hysterically before and after being told that human babies are not like kittens (eyes closed),human babies are born with their eyes open.
The sad thing is, I was serious…. But hey, at least I didn't ask when the kid would be litter trained.